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car accidents

Car accidents are over-rated...it's so 20 minutes ago. It may be something sweet in the moment, but people treat the car accident as the celebrity of highway culture. Its got hype like y2k. That shit wasn't worth waiting for. I mean, what gives it the right to slow down my commute? All I want to do is go home and eat dinner, and I'm forced to sit and ponder its very existence. Why should I even give it that much of my time, because everyone knows they would not gie a shit if it was the car idling next to them?

spiders

These people are rude as hell. They bite your arm pit like it ain't no thing. Miniature demon spawn that, dare I say repulse me, need an attitude adjustment. I sometimes try to get them out of my apartment and safely free them to the cold cold slow death of winter, but NO, they can not just accept my generosity. They are the pain in the ass that always tries to tag along that nobody likes, but they're too stupid to figure it out. Always hanging out when they are unwanted; these socially retarded asswads of the animal kingdom need to take some lessons in "get the god damn picture."